Christmas Orgy Spectacular.
Traditions are formed in all types of ways, but this time of year can leave some feeling left out or just simply out of place! That’s why a few years ago I decided to create a new tradition for the holidays for all misfits around the world to simply say “Fuck it.” Literally. There will be no Rockettes, but there be as much glitz and glam as each individual in this production decides. A place where everyone will come…and have a gay old time (if they wish.) There will be lights, there will be cameras, and there will be absolutely no inhibitions. An airing of horniness if you will. Move over Festivus, there’s a new offbeat holiday in town. It will all commence Dec 21, in homes all across the world. Just connect your computer to a mass livestream of A Christmas Orgy Spectacular!
What Does This Entail? One Might Ask.
Well, lots of fucking, that’s for sure! But with a holiday twist! There will be Santas and elves and snowmen galore! Sugar Plum fairies, games and music, and more! You still have time to prepare. Just grab a friend or four and let the cheery times roll. Don’t forget your props! Depending on your costume you will definitely need a few things. However, don’t be afraid to push the boundaries as you create new traditions or bring back the old. After all, Santa sometimes needs his wingman Krampus to keep everyone in order while he jerks off! Instead of reeds for whipping, a jolly red flogger may do the trick this year!
A Christmas Orgy Spectacular Wouldn’t be complete without…
A Giantess Mrs. Claus! With shrunken man fetishism being all the rage this year, we’ll expect an army of them! These giantesses will taunt and smash and may even shrink the Santas! They will laugh uncontrollably at their own jokes which you will be the butt of, for instance! How wonderful. If you didn’t feel small enough this holiday season, a giantess will surely change that for you. She may even expect some money. After all, you’re just a little ATM now. They are very unpredictable and moody and you’ll never know what they’ll do next. Hey, they could easily replace the role of your bitch Step-Mom this year at Christmas Dinner! Because it wouldn’t be a holiday without her! Speaking of Dinner…
The Christmas Orgy Spectacular Feast is The Best Part!
Sploshing, winter edition, of course! Candies and creampies, oranges and oraphuses! The messier the better! Bring out the chocolates and candy canes (the big ones of course.) Cookies shaped like cunts and cakes like cocks! The best part is you get to smash it over your half-decorated naked body or your friend of choice. Wash it all down in your hot tub of mulled wine and finish the night with a bang. Clean-up is a problem for sober-not-in-the-midst-of-an-orgy, you. Still hungry and dreaming of a white Christmas? Don’t worry! Even if you live in a tropical climate, we will always have the finale! It is sure to be merry, bright, sticky, and white!
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