Geriatric Entry into the Big Book of Anal Sex Stories
I was perusing the net, looking for new and interesting kinky ideas to add to my Big Book of Anal Sex Stories, when I came across this interesting bit of kink. So when I saw this particular pic, a thousand different images and scenarios and ideas came swarming into my mind (after the involuntary shudder passed through my body, of course). Admit it – it did for you as well.
Of course, every Coke catchphrase and advertisement did as well – Can’t Beat the Feeling. Can’t Beat the Real Thing. It’s the Real Thing. The Official Soft Drink of the Summer. Always Coca-Cola. And of course, Have a Coke and a Smile.
Unless it was a Mountain Dew bottle – then Do the Dew comes to mind. I could go on and on. So, what do you think led to this dilemma? Being a connoisseur of anal sex stories as well as my inquisitive nature, I was plagued with the need to know.
Was this anal play that went awry? Or maybe punishment for a messy diaper? Smuggling a drink into the movie theater? A unique enema? Perhaps a training session of sorts. Again, I could go on and on. But wait…
The plot to the new addition to my collection of anal sex stories thickens…
Then a particular detail catches my eye – the replacement hip. Now, THIS opens up a whole different line of thinking. Of course, I’m thinking he’s a resident in an Old Folks Home or a retirement community.
Perhaps there is a retired Domme there as well, well-versed in all things anal and strapon play. and she’s decided to make this person her personal plaything. Maybe, he ticked off the wrong nurse and she decided to treat him to a “special” enema. Or better yet – she decided that she was gonna plug him up so she wouldn’t have to change his poopy diaper.
Heck, maybe he got his favorite butt plug confiscated and he was being ‘crafty’! Oh wait, I know, he was getting prepped for the weekend festivities!!
Yeah yeah yeah…I know…my mind isn’t quite right – tell me something I don’t already know, LOL. But what about all of you? What thoughts start to swirl in YOUR mind when you see this? What do you think led to this person’s dilemma? Comments? Questions? Concerns? (Well, I’m thinking there’s a whole LOTTA concern with this, but hey, lol).
At the very least, it makes for interesting phone sex chat, and expands the fetish phone sex genre, dontcha think? So, let’s hear from all you kinksters out there! What say you?
