A very real and fun niche is armpit phonesex!
The first time a guy asked if I could do armpit phonesex, I wondered what the fuck he was talking about. He then said he had a real fetish for armpits and loved to smell them and lick them—even unshaven ones and dirty ones that hadn’t been washed for days. Smelly, hairy armpits, mmm, doesn’t that sound appealing? To some into the armpit fetish, it is. Some callers have asked how long it’s been since my last shower. You know they are into unwashed women when they ask that.
They don’t want you clean and smelling of soap for armpit phonesex. They want you musky and dirty and smelling of sweat. One caller had me laughing when he asked me if I’d heard of bagpiping. I assumed he meant the Scottish musical instrument. He said no, that’s a form of non-penetrative sex where a guy sticks his dick under your arm and fucks it. I thought he was surely joking, but I looked it up, and by God, he’s right. Imagine pumping into an armpit and then blowing your load on that sweaty, hairy armpit.
It takes all kinds, that’s for sure.
There is a story behind armpit phonesex. This guy said the smell of his girlfriend’s underarms drives him wild. She is an avid exerciser with a home gym, and he loves to lick her armpits after she works out. The smell of the sweat drives him nuts. He said just a whiff of her underarms, and his cock starts to twitch. Then, he convinced her to stop wearing deodorant on days she’s not going out in order to smell more. He described how she was just dripping with sweat and breathing hard after getting off the exercise bike.
She sat down on the edge of the bed to catch her breath. Then she got in the shower. He stopped her and pushed her back on the bed, raising her arms above her head and exposing her armpits glistening with her perspiration. He kissed up and down her sides and all over her breasts and ribs and went right to armpits. Then, he licked the sweat off of them and relished the salty taste. He said his cock was throbbing as he took deep whiff after deep whiff of her musky female scent. Armpit phonesex isn’t for everyone!
Then, he peeled off her shorts and spread her legs wide.
He kissed her pussy, which was also sweaty and pungent from her workout. He went down on her and licked and sucked upon her clit until she came on his face. The scent of her orgasm filled his head with even stronger aromas. He came up and licked the beads of sweat trickling between her breasts. Finally, when she broke out in an orgasm-induced sweat, he pushed his cock deep within her. He thrust all the way up to his balls and fucked her hard.
She had her legs wrapped around her, and she was able to cum yet again. He said he’d called women in the past for armpit phonesex. He asked them what they smelled like, how often they shower. What types of soap and deodorant they use. Some men are really into the whole body odors thing. Most people are worried about having offensive body odor; some of these guys want it. One said he loved fishy, unwashed pussy that hadn’t been washed for three days.
Often, armpit phonesex dudes like the same sort of thing.
The smells make their dicks incredibly hard. Ones into a certain type of foot fetish also like smelly feet. Odors are a turn-off for many, but for the ones into it, nothing beats it. Would you like to discuss my armpits? Would you like to know how often I shower and shave? Will you be stroking your cock when I tell you how bad I smelled last summer? I was waiting for my air conditioner to be repaired, and it wasn’t pretty. There are all kinds of naughty, secret things I can share with you when you call me for some armpit phonesex.
You’ll just have to see when you call how dirty I can get. It just might surprise you. Your cock may be dripping a bit when I share some of these things with you. I can’t wait.
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