It’s time for more fun! Today we got some big boobs sex stories! Today we are Diving into my Review/ first impression on the hilarious SpongeKnob Squarenuts! SO sit back relax and think of the best phone sex you could have used this as inspiration! Let’s dive in! This will be a wet and wild ride and might arouse your sea sponge in your bikini bottom!
Opening Sequence!
“Now if weird yellow sex is something you lust” I didn’t lust for weird yellow sex, but I found myself oddly turned on by this video. The opening sequence is pretty hilarious though it starts with a sexy pirate girl going ” Are you legal age adults ready to watch some porn” Why yes sexy drawn pirate with the guy voice I am ready to watch some porn! This SpongeBob parody does not take place in a pineapple under the sea but a Purple rabbit vibrator! Those are expensive whose out there throwing expensive as hell toys into the water? Like lady what did you do to make someone that mad the tossed out your toy? The Pirate girl has some hot big boobs sex stories under her shirt I bet.
Okay so now the song is over but I do know I am a perv just like Spongeknob SquareNuts well maybe I could be worse!. Spongeknob creepily says good morning to all his furniture and rolls right into an existential crisis. He is all alone Patrick isn’t around, nor is Mr. Krabs, Squidward or his Snail Gary. Where did all these characters go? I mean Gary should be around it’s his pet.
” I have no one to play with, I guess I’ll have to play with myself” This is the greatest set up that has failed to set up haha. There is a Last Mohican joke and SK comes up with a great plan, cut to the next scene and Sandy appears!
Enter Sandy Queen of the Big boobs Sex stories
It starts with the strangest exchange I have heard yet.
Sandy” You want me to do what!?”
Spongeknob ” Sandy give me a sponge baby”
She isn’t opposed to this weird interspecies breeding but she says that her family tends to eat their young. Real squirrel facts in porn so funny! Spongeknob Tells sandy that he is undigestible so the baby would be okay.
Sandy” How are we gonna do this I can’t breath underwater!” Good point sandy guess no sponge babies today lol
SpongeKnob” LUCKY FOR YOU! I’m a sponge and I’m filled with air so that means if you keep sucking on me you will be able to breath” What logic is this? But she agrees and lifts her Helmet after getting on her knees, shes pretty adorable!
The Strangest BJ reaction in this Big Boobs sex stories!
This Laugh though I’m not sure I could suck cock through it! Sandy is a Trooper with her cute pink nose and great Blowjob Technique after lifting off her helmet. Guess she can magically breathe underwater now! What a cute top coving her tits so pretty and pink! I love her tits her little brown nipples are so adorable and very suckable! She can take so much cock in that pretty mouth!
“You like it all wet like that spongeknob” She Ask “Well I am from the Ocean!” Spongeknob replies. Nice joke a little strange timing but I appreciate it! She is getting wet sucking his cock! How hot what a gorgeous little squirrel slut!
Time to get some tail!
I love her little but plug tail it’s so adorable! ” You wanna stroke it” then she gets down to her knees on the bed again. This Squirrel can really give some hot head! What a quick tongue makes me wet! The cock hole in the pants makes me giggle it looks so out of place.
At this point, there will be no sponge babies made! She is taking that knob like a champ and he is so close to cumming! sandy even says ” Already?” I love a good cumshot she looks so cute coved in that sponge cum on her cute little face what a champ! This was a great big boob sex story! ” Guess we will have to adopt!” Spongeknob laughs his creepy laugh and it ends in the main theme song again.
End thoughts of this big boobs sex stories
I liked its overall spongeknob was a little strange but I found myself really horny after watching this. I had to break out one of my top 5 sex toys!
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