Does a big cock cartoon create unreal expectations in the real world? I’ve set out, in this very scientific blog post, to dispel common concerns around this topic. Porn is supposed to create unreal expectations for women’s bodies – but what about men? If you’ve seen any drawn porn, you know that the big cock cartoon is more readily available for consumption than a small dick cuckold cartoon. Why is that?
What’s the BIG deal about a Big Cock Cartoon?
I’ve already talked about how Rule 34 impregnation porn is still very much alive and well.
If you’ve been down that rabbit hole with me, then you’ve almost certainly come across Manga and Hentai. I am absolutely no expert on the exact terms but I have viewed hundreds (maybe thousands?) of images to figure out what I like and common themes.
In Season 2, Episode 17 of The Simpsons called Brush With Greatness, Marge Simpson paints Mr. Burns’ portrait. The way he responds to her completed project is exactly how I feel about most of Hentai and most any big cock cartoon:
You know, I’m no art critic but I know what I hate and I don’t hate this. Your painting is bold but beautiful. And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Marge responds to him, comically, “I thought I did,” implying he’s smaller than the small dick she gave him! Even Marge knows what’s up – and clearly it isn’t a tiny, yellow cock. (Ew – grossest sentence I’ve written this week so far. But it is only Monday.)
It’s Not Vanilla Porn
“Vanilla” means different things to different people. And no, I’m not talking ice cream. (My favorite ice cream flavor is the mint chocolate chip in case anyone is wondering. You’re not? Moving on!) Housewives clutch their pearls and gasp in horror at what I consider “vanilla.” On the other hand, housewives’ “vanilla sex” is something I could do in my sleep. No, really. I love waking up to find my man on top of me doing his thing. Even hotter to wake with his face buried between my thighs. Pearl-clutchers wilt when their husbands get hard and nudge into them from behind when they’re AWAKE!
The Giver or Wait, Is That A Third Leg?
A big cock cartoon focuses on a fetishized version of the male member. They are not just male porn star huge. They are veiny, throbbing, leaking, and if the cartoon is doing it right physically impossible. Outside the context of the cartoon, it may well be impossible for the man, alien, beast, furry to function in day-to-day life. Their cocks would be literally so huge – even soft – it’d be larger than a third (or fifth?) leg.
BUT within the context of the big cock cartoon, these massive “impossible” dicks are all about hyper-masculinity. Physics and logistics are thrown right out the window. This fetish is all about getting tiny holes stretched beyond capacity by those massive phallic members. Then, the holes are fucked into oblivion. The giver manhandles, pins, grunts, and thrusts. Balls tighten, cock thickens and thick cum explodes inside the receiver and leaves them dripping.
The Receiver or Uh, Are You Good, Honey?
I’d be remiss not to talk about the ahegao girl in this kind of porn/fetish. While a picture of a cross-eyed woman with blushed cheeks, drool, and an outstretched tongue can’t technically be categorized as porn, the facial expression has undeniable sexual undertones. According to Khursten Santos, an Asian studies researcher at the University of Wollongong in Australia, the purpose of the ahegao face is to “exaggerate the orgasmic face to show that the character is receiving an orgasm beyond normative notions of pleasure.”
The receiver or ahegao loses their mind and complete control over her body. Sometimes in these cartoons, they show side-by-side images of the internals exactly where anatomically the huge cock is filling inside the girl to make her tongue stick out like that. On occasion, they show extra large cocks filling up the entire belly of the girl, so much that the outline of the head is visible every time he thrusts.
Vibe Check
I turn into an ahegao girl at the thought of a huge, veiny cock pushing into me. Who doesn’t want to give everything over to something scrambling your organs to the height of pleasure? Seems like a normal Tuesday night to me!
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