Blumpkin?
I still remember the first time a guy asked me for a blumpkin. I laughed so hard and was so fucking confused. Why in the hell would a guy want you to suck his cock while he takes a shit? I’ll tell you why. Because it feels fucking amazing! I’ve never been the girl to turn anything down and I love to try new things sexually. I had already experimented with potty play, so why not try a blumpkin?
Blumpkin blow job is the absolute best
Okay, okay I know what you’re thinking… What kind of girl would say okay to a guy shitting while she gives him a blow job? I have never been a conventional girl. Of course, the smell was terrible and at times I felt like my eyes were water from the stench and not the cock making me gag. I felt kind of grossed out feeling his body tense up as he pushed the shit out. Of course, there was a time I wanted to say “fuck this” and be out, but the end result was amazing. I’ve never seen or felt anyone shoot their cum so hard in my life.
Seriously, I have never had a guy cum so hard and so much before!
Have I mentioned what a cum slut I am? When I felt the flood gates open and that stream of cum filling my throat, I knew a blumpkin wasn’t so bad. My man was so satisfied and my belly was full of the hot creamy load I craved so desperately. Yes, it was a little degrading, but sometimes a little humiliation can be a turn on. Sometimes a girl just needs her face shoved down hard on a cock while the scent of shit fills the air.
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