The only “man” I’d ever say “I do” for would be a cuckold husband.

Officially, I am not into the whole “marriage” thing. But you know, I could POSSIBLY, maybe stand to recite “’til death do us part” vows if they were exchanged with a cuckold husband.

Because knowing we were actually vowing to utterly destroy, degrade the sanctity of holy matrimony appeals to me. Having a cuck around to do my bidding sure would make my life a whole lot easier. Oh, and then there’s the ENDLESS sadistic fun my cuckold hubby would provide me, of course!

For better or for worse? HA! Yeah, fucking right. For you, it ONLY gets worse. I can keep up pretenses in the beginning, if you like. Your cuckolding humiliation could start off mildly enough. I’ll stumble through the door at all hours of the night, tell you I was “just out with the girls” or “had to stay late at work.”

Of course, shame is best doled out at a “crescendo” type pace, in my opinion. I’m not going to bring home four black studs with impossibly huge cocks to gangbang me the first night. Of course, I wouldn’t want to ruin the honeymoon, honey.

But those hung BBCs you lust after are cumming soon. And they’re cumming inside me. Will you get hard despite yourself when I rush out of the bathroom to tell you the good news?

I’m PREGNANT! And the results are in: you are not the father, pipsqueak. Seriously, did you REALLY need me to tell you that??

Probably the only way you could’ve fathered this child would’ve been via immaculate conception.

And honey, you are far from God’s gift to women — or anyone else, for that matter. You love how honest my “feedback” is during our cuckold phonesex call.

What will your friends, family, and co-workers say when your beautiful white wife gives birth to such a peculiarly dark-skinned baby? Guess there’s only one way to find out, dear. I wonder what they say about the shemale cuckold I sometimes put you in!

So, are you looking for depraved, filthy cuckold phone sex with no limits? Same here. Cum show me how well you can hold up your end of our unholy union. Because you know what they say, right? “Happy wife, happy life!”


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