Dirty Santa Loves Anna’s Christmas Carols
Santa always wants us to have a Jolly ole time! Have a good laugh and get on Santa’s Naughty list for sure, by singing these Dirty Christmas Diddies around your work place!
Cock & Balls
( to the tune of Jingle bells)
Cock & Balls, Cock & Balls
Balls are FULL of CUM
Oh what fun it is to Jerk
So BEAT IT like a drum!
Frosty The SNOW BITCH
(Frosty The Snow man)
Frosty The Snow BITCH
was an unhappy ole gal
She would check your phone & wreck
your bone
That’s why you need Phone Sex NOW
Frosty The Snow Bitch
Is sure to cuss you out
She won’t suck dick cause it makes her sick
But She will let you eat her out!
(giggle* You know I’m right)
Rudolph the Big Blue Dildo
(Rudolph the red nose reindeer)
Rudolph the Big Blue Dildo
Had a very strong battery
and if you ever used it
You can sing soprano Like me
All of My Other Dildo’s
Didn’t hold a candle to Blue
That fucker was 9 inches
and it buzzed my pussy just right too!
Then one winter morning
A caller rang me up
He Said ” Get Get Blue, Cause I wanna Fuck you!”
And I tore that fucker up!
Now a Sad, Sad Anna
Had to throw blue away
When I did, I Cried I just hoped the batteries Died
I hope Santa brings a new one Some DAY!
(* cries* True Story, please help Santa)
Out at The Strip Club
(Up on the Housetop)
Out at the strip club, Dancers Pause,
Here comes the feature, Tiny drawers
she is a midget with triple d’s
She doesn’t even have to get on her knees
Oh ho ho! look at Tiny go
Oh Ho ho! Tiny stole the show
Out at the strip club suck suck SUCK
Little Tiny drawers is the best Midget FUCK!
HAHA! I hope you and Santa Loved my naughty Christmas Carols. After All, there’s nothing better than a DIRTY Santa!
I love writing naughty poetry, and sex period so why not combine the 2. If you have any of your own dirty little tree trimmed tune, I would love for you to share it with me.
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