DIRTY SEX STORIES – SEXUAL HARASSMENT AT THE TSA!
Dirty sex stories follow me around! Let me tell you about my adventures with the Transportation Security Administration. I had just moved cross-country when I needed to make a trip back east. Long-story-short, I had separated my 9MM from the magazine clip for safety during the move. My weapons were on the moving truck and I’d decided it was safer to carry the magazine in the zip-compartment of my purse.
When I put the purse on a shelf, I thought nothing more of it until I was in the security line at the Colorado Springs airport. Walking casually through the TSA line, I heard the twitter of the warning “ding”. I backed up and removed my watch and all other jewelry before I placed my purse on the conveyor belt. I walked back through and no signal. Hmmm. All good.
NOT QUITE! The hefty black woman with rubber gloves was at the end of the belt. I leaned over to grab my stuff when she said,
“Mind telling me what this is about?”
My heart pounded like I’d been someone threatening humanity. Then, my eyes fell on what she held in her blue-rubber-gloved hand. A magazine clip! Next thing I knew, I was behind the accordion wall! But, I was also being surrounded by hungry looking, clearly lesbian agents! Shit! I didn’t need advance warning to know what was CUMming my way!
Ever since that debacle, I get harassed at every airport around the world! However, I can’t say that I don’t enjoy all the pussy licking attention I get. Who knew there were so many lezzies at the TSA? And don’t even get me started on the Grannies! It reminds me of my Mother-In-Law Sex Stories! But, I have to admit, I do get off on Phone Sex with strangers! Wanna fly with me?
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