Flight Attendant Orgy – The REAL Reason For Delayed Flights?
As a phone sex operator, I have a really open mind & a lot of random thoughts go through my head. So, after all of the headlines about the flight attendant orgy of a Chinese Airline, I couldn’t help but think about this. First, a recap. Apparently, six airline attendants were recorded dancing naked and having sex after hours in a hotel. The Chinese Airline adamantly denies this, which makes me curious.
Is The Airline Controlling & Judgemental In All Lifestyle Aspects?
Why would the airline so adamantly deny the flight attendant orgy? They did this on their own time after hours and, therefore, it was their personal business. Do they think this type of behavior reflects poorly against the airline? That’s ridiculous in my opinion! I would be more apt to fly with an airline that had such an open viewpoint.
This does make me wonder, however, if the airline is controlling in all aspects of the flight attendants lives? For example, if it is a non-smoking airline (as most are) would they also adamantly deny that the flight attendants or pilots smoke after hours on their own time? Would they discriminate against single moms? The orgy was obviously sexual in nature so perhaps the airline only frowns on certain sexual lifestyles like the LGBT or BBC XXX.
Missing Out On A Huge Marketing Potential
Regardless of their thoughts on the flight attendant orgy, I can’t help but think they are missing out a huge marketing potential. Could you imagine if you were looking for flights to book and ran across the following ads:
“Cum fly with us and get your rocks off after take-off.”
“Our flight attendants know what it takes to keep you satisfied and will do whatever it takes to ensure all your needs are met.”
“Cum join the mile high club and rack up those frequent flyer miles while enjoying our racks.”
The possibilities are endless and could be a HUGE potential draw to those customers who enjoy the alternative lifestyles. I personally would choose to fly with an airline who accepted me and I was free to express myself without judgment.
Dress Codes & Travel Gifts
Imagine an airline where the girls were topless or nude. Where you knew they had participated in a flight attendant orgy. Don’t you think you would pay a whole lot more attention to the attendant if she were nude (or nearly so) than dressed in a stuffy uniform? What if she were performing a sensual pole dance as part of her demo? The strip club industry is a HUGE business and I think airlines could capitalize on this as well.
Of course, these airlines would have to be strictly adult only but is that REALLY a drawback? Not only do you get to fly in peace and quiet without screaming babies or cranky kids, but you get entertainment as well. Instead of the boring movies usually played, porn would be shown free of charge like a flight attendant orgy. Instead of stale peanuts and flat soda, you get condoms and lube.
Special Events & Promotions For Mile-High Cardholders
Think if the airline held special events. You could get double the frequent flyer miles and sell tickets a slight increase to participate. You could have events like:
Make Me Cum Monday – Where you get a free package with pocket pussy or dildo & lube.
Topless Tuesday – EVERYONE is topless, passengers and staff alike.
Whack Me Off Wednesday – Receive a free handjob on each leg of the flight.
Thirsty Thursday – Free drinks with special edition porn featuring watersports or cum play.
Foot-Play Friday – Receive foot massages or foot-jobs
Sensual Saturday – Receive an erotic massage and massage oils
Suck Me Sunday – Receive blowjobs… or get sucked anywhere you choose
Special Guidelines And Stipulations
Of course, to make this a reality and a safe airline, each passenger would be required to undergo frequent testing. Proof of a clean bill of health would be required at check-in. Complimentary condoms would be available and must be used at all times. All women must be on birth control as a secondary precaution. Background checks and confidentiality agreements are also a must and no electronic devices would be permitted on the flights to protect privacy.
Flight Attendant Orgy Blamed For Delayed Flights?
Sure, you can expect some bad publicity but I think the overwhelming response would be great. Like, if the flight was delayed would the guests automatically assume there was a flight attendant orgy holding things up? There will be people adamantly against the idea, but I think the number of people involved in the kink community would outweigh them. After all, aren’t we supposed to be progressive and moving more towards an open mind?
As long as all participants are consenting and no one is being harmed, then why not live a little and have fun with your next flight? I would certainly choose an airline like this for my next flight… won’t you cum fly with me?
