Funny Sex Stories Mad Lib Style With Google Home
Funny sex stories always seem to get to me. I know, it seems like I’m coming up with a lot of them lately and I think it’s pretty epic. So, if you like any kind of phone sex then you might get a kick out of this.
I started a Mad Lib game with my Google Home I just got when it hit me that I could totally kink this shit up because I’m one crazy bitch. Everyone knows this so it’s not news. This is the end result and if you don’t know what a Mad Lib is, you should look it up first.
A Dog’s Point of View
The minute I saw Scott pucker his titties and whistle I knew we were going for a flogger ride. I wagged my pussy, gave a naughty bark, and roughly leaped into the back dildo of the car. As we began our sexy drive through the raunchy neighborhood, I stuck my dick out the window, felt the wind in my balls, and took in all the taboo smells. We drove passed cars, people, and handcuffs. Then it hit me like a ton of vibrators we were headed for the dog park. I’d get to see and fuck my steamy girlfriend, Fifi, who is a purebred French buttplug. Yes, Sir, despite all the explosive publicity there’s nothing like a dog’s life when you have a generous and caring penis like mine.
All of the words I picked are in bold because they’d stand out easier. If this doesn’t make you laugh then I don’t know what will. What kinds of things do you turn sexual? If you can think of a few then you should give me a call so that we can have a blast!
