Funny Sex Stories About A Tiny Dick Exhibitionist
I lived in a big city most of my life and had to encounter a lot of creeps while walking home from school. Most of them I would just completely ignore but then I met one who I just couldn’t. I’ve had many funny sex stories happen to me but this one, this one definitely takes the cake. Like said, I was walking home when a car approached me and asked something. When I turn to answer I saw something I’d never forget.
“Hey, do you know where main street is?”
He asked. At first, I didn’t pay attention but he was persistent. When I turned and looked into the car. He was stroking. He had his hand wrapped around his cock sliding it up and down. When our eyes met he kept mumbling something, moaning and groaning as he pleasured himself. I won’t like, I couldn’t do anything else but laugh. I laughed so hard he blushed. He asked what was so funny and then, of course, I started telling him the reason why men like him shouldn’t expose themselves.
Still giggling I told him that his dick was tiny. He kept making excuses for himself. “Oh, I am not hard yet baby.” I kept laughing at everything that came out of his mouth. He was fully hard and not impressive at all. His tiny, thin dick, useless to a bratty teen like me. I loved big cock even at that age. He kept getting more and more frustrated. I kept making fun of him. Calling him a pathetic little loser. Which he was. Who the fuck exposes himself when he has a little dick?
At the end, I just walked away. Of course not before I let him know that he probably has never in his life satisfied a woman. As I kept laughing to myself he sped up. I bet he would think before showing off his tiny wiener next time.
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