Horny Hump Day, Dump Day!
Show of hands… Who’s up for a story about a horny, fat, fuck who just LOVES Hump Day, because for him…it’s also Dump Day! Follow me back to the horny FaryTale land where Alice and her minion live…Wonderland, or Through the Looking Glass, as it were. The fat fuck in question was a man named Humpty Dumpty…but, over the years his horniness became better known for his lecherous behavior than anything else. He spent his days sitting atop a high brick wall; leering down at the women passing beneath him. He yelled all sorts of sexually belligerent bullshit down to them hoping someone horny like him would take him up on his filthy offers to fuck.
By now you know the cast of characters, Alice, The Queen of Hearts, Joey, Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat…And the lesser-knowns, but still famous…Humpty, Red Queen, White King, White Knight, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, and so on. But, did you ever hear how Humpty got his name and the catchphrase for Hump Day and it also becumming Dump Day?
Let’s reel this all back in for a second…
Humpty is, as I already said, a filthy, fat fucker…who (to make matters even worse…) is horny all the time! And how would a horny toad-like him get pussy? Well, it’s sure not going to be given freely. well, yeah. You guessed it, he resorted to “roofies”. How else is he getting girls to comply with his fiendishly horny demands? NOWHERE! That’s where! Humpty had partners in his crimes against nature. They were named before…Tweedledee and his dumber brother, Tweedledum, The White King. and a few other lackeys. these were the guys who were his “front men”…they went to the clubs to drug and bring back the hottest chicks in the kingdom.
This particular day, a girl who thought herself higher up in status came rolling in with dried grass and dirt all over her fine little ass! She was rambling on about some giant hole she’d fallen into and some man-sized rabbit who had caught her as soon as she fell and had his horny way with her. Well, surely she must have fallen hard and banged her head! What a tale, right? Well, no one knew was outside their tiny hamlet, there was a fairytale land in the woods. there, is where such creatures were found. There is where our Humpty originated from. He was a fast oddity in the towns but, he was harmless enough, right?
That was until girls started turning to prostitution and outright whorish behavior. They seem to never have enough sex. What was going on there? It all started when Humpty and his gang started bringing girls into the woods where Humpty turned every Wednesday into a Hump Day and a Dump Day…as it were. Haha. He would take these drugged women and fuck them within an inch of their lives! The one thing He had going for himself was the size of his cock and the fact that he could rub a clit damn near OFF with that head, and I’m talking about the one on his shoulders this time!
No charges were ever brought against Humpty after he was taken in by the self-proclaimed “new ruler” of Wonderland, Alice. That little bitch was getting ready to be a problem from day one, but let’s get back to Horny Humpty. So, Hump Day became legendary in those parts and as far as anyone knows, they may be fucking happily ever after to this day. But, no one knows how to get there anymore…
Or do they? remember those journals in my family? Well, call me. I’ll help you find Wonderland and other parts unknown! Giggle
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