You know how to have phone sex, now let’s put off all your duties and have some fun.
Your hard cock may have you not thinking so clearly, but even you can figure out how to have phone sex. And, there is no better way to spend a lazy Saturday than putting off what you ought to be doing and listening to one of my hot sex stories!
Saturdays are for procrasturbating! You might not be familiar with the term, but it’s pretty simple, really. Procrasturbating is pleasuring yourself when you have other things to do… but it’s Saturday! Obviously, all that other shit can wait when you cock desperately needs some attention.
Why bother getting everything checked off your “honey do” list today when you can have a fucking fantastic time talking to me and stroking that lovely cock and put off all of the bullshit for tomorrow? You know you would much prefer to listen to my sultry voice guide you to a mind-blowing orgasm. Besides, I’m sure you will feel much more motivated to get shit done after you have blown a nice thick creamy load.
Do you need to mow the lawn? It will still be there tomorrow… The attic needs to be cleaned out? Procrasturbate that shit! Does wifey want to go antiquing? You got procrasturbating to do! She can go with one of her girlfriends while you stay at home and stroke your throbbing cock. Obviously, its way more fun to play with a friend. I’d love to weave a sexy scenario that makes your toes curl. Our kinky little roleplays are the best way to spend your Saturday. Give me a call and we’ll procrasturbate together
You know how to have phonesex, so give me a call and we can procrasturbate all you want. 😉
