A JERK-OFF JACK-O-LANTERN FOR HALLOWEEN!
Jerk-Off. Shhhh. Oh! Yes, yes…you read right. Is this all we’re into? Heavens no! We like all the usual suburban shit. Man Milk Smoothies from sucking our man’s throbbing morning wood. We even indulge in planting our strap-on in our men’s tight, hot asses too. But, the jerk-off jack-o-lantern is something altogether different. Believe me!
We women take great care in picking the perfect pumpkins…Not too tall, nor too oblong. Oh! And for sure…they can’t be too heavy. For once the contents of the lantern were in place, it still needed to remain potable…in every sense of the word. LOL All the men of this seaside town know the rules. Married and single, gay and straight…when they take the kiddies out for their yearly candy haul on Halloween night, they ALL must make several “contributions” along the way. Jerk-off time!
This means there is a stamina build up required which usually starts somewhere around mid-spring. Dick-ups, protein shakes, healthy sleep patterns, exercise and diet… all are part and parcel to making sure you don’t get light-headed and weak during the trick, or treating. The objective is to survive Halloween night and get home safely, right? We all knew that any man who manages to find himself unconscious and out on the streets, might well be taken into the home of a sexually ravenous maiden and fucked to within an inch of his life. Haha
So, along they go with the happy little kiddies, skipping down the lane and up onto the colorfully decorated porches; collecting candy meant to last for months, but we ALL know it will be gone long before then. These men know that if they do a great job trick, or treating with the children, they’ll be rewarded by good, sloppy dick sucking later. And while they weren’t keen on the going door to door in the chilled night air, they were ALL TOO happy for the warm, wet pussy waiting at home for them. After they Jerk-off!
The “trick” for the men was to be able to make “small deposits” along the way, filling the lanterns on the women’s doorsteps. And so, they did. The lanterns were filled to nearly overflowing. Each woman got a careful grip on their lantern and moved them gingerly indoors and onto the kitchen counter. The contents were poured into a chalice and then ritualistically slurped down. We are known for our eternal youth and here’s the secret. Devouring the essence of these men keeps us forever young. But, there’s more…
Reward time cums and our men drop to their knees to lap at our pussies and asses, to have our engorged nipples shoved in their wanting mouths…and then we reward them right back by bending them over and licking inside their little brown door. Oh! Want to make a man squirt with the force of Vesuvius? Kiss, toy with then plunge his ass! Oh, yeah…That will turn even the Paul Bunyan type into a squealing little girl!
I’m giving lessons in the fine art of analingus, or rimming. So, bring your cute little asses out to our Halloween Party. This year it’s going to be held out in the OPEN. Giggle
Want to join us? Bring a jack-o-lantern and buckets of cum! You’re all invited! Oh! And be ready to Jerk-Off!
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