Kinky Perversions Behind Palace Doors
Are you as sick of the “The Prince and The Actress” saga as I am? I will say though, I am a proud Brit and I’m totally in favour of our royal family. Little Ms Woke is not pulling the wool over my eyes. Meg, take those pants off right now and give them back to hubby! I’m sure she’ll keep the strap-on for later though! Tossing her own misfit brethren aside, stealing the heart of our prince and then stealing him away from his own family. And far away from those kinky perversions behind palace doors!
It’s a fact that certain members of the royal family and the aristocracy, have their faults. But many of the incomers – ie, not of royal blood, simply cannot handle it. It’s not just the constant hounding by the press, worrying about to whom you curtsy, and smiling sweetly at all those peasants. It’s the stuff that goes on out of sight. These commoners have no idea about those kinky perversions behind palace doors until they actually step foot inside that gilded cage. And here, at this Kinky Kingdom, we know all about kinky perversions, don’t we?
Everybody’s At It!
Butlers, maids, groomsmen, secretaries, private secretaries, equerries. The staff list is endless. Nobody is supposed to mingle. But of course, they do. Downstairs shenanigans. Kennel maids with their legs spread wide for the dogs, having some dirty doggie fun while the footmen are getting it in the arse. It all goes on.
And then we have the royals themselves. Where do we start? Certain family members like to fuck around. And not just fuck, they are downright perverse.
Now, when you get the family and the staff together – it gets hectic. Those parties the royals hold for the staff often get out of hand. And there are all sorts of kinky perversions behind palace doors. The prince fucking the ladies’ maid on the throne. The senior housekeeper with her strap-on taking the dirty duke to task. It’s well known among the aristocracy that those beneath you are there for your enjoyment. They believe it’s their right. And those twisted, randy royals really do take it to the extreme.
I heard one particularly disturbing story of the kinky perversions behind palace doors. It involved a new staff member that had to endure an initiation ceremony. As long as it stays downstairs, the princes, dukes and earls are basically allowed to do anything they want. The family close their ears and eyes to it and keep up that British stiff upper lip while the dirty fuckers downstairs keep up their rock hard dicks.
Dirty Duke Loves A Golden Shower
Apparently, the new staff member was to look after the dogs. For her initiation, she had to dress in a sheepskin rug with nothing underneath. The rug represented the fur of the dog. She had a butt plug with a tail inserted in her tight young arse. The dirtiest duke of them all fucked her doggy-style while he was fisted behind by his secretary. Then after he shot his royal load deep inside her, he had both girls stand and piss on him.
Shocking? Yes. A rarity at the palace, No! Gay orgies in the royal kitchens, lap dances in the library. It’s one long fuckfest.
And want to know the kinkiest of all the kinky perversions behind palace doors that I have heard about? When the staff has their annual Christmas party and all the boring old farts have gone to bed, it gets wild. Those left all take their knickers off and put them in a big barrel- and that includes the many sissies that work there. The dirty duke takes his pick blindfolded. The “winner” or owner of the chosen panties is then spread-eagled on the state banqueting table. A hunting rifle is used as a dildo while the duke eats caviar off their body. Eventually, he fucks her/him. And when he’s finished, they have to piss in a golden goblet. Then the dirty duke drinks it – on the rocks!
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