Maybe I’m Tooting My Own Horn,

but I have a pretty cute brown starfish. Even the Mistress of Phone Sex loves to play dirty. You should be so lucky as to lick my puckered little asshole. Pretty, pink, tight not to mention smelly. For such a pretty petite girl I sure do let em rip. Sometimes I surprise myself with the size loads I drop off in the toilet bowl. Which always makes me think to myself, what a waste. Any man would be grateful if I dropped a load this size in their mouth. Who wouldn’t want to lick my scat? No one that’s who. Last night I had a particularly large load that I didn’t want to waste I had to see Dan. He’d lick my scat out of my asshole if he could. Unfortunately, he can’t, but he’s always got a mouth wide open for me.

I had Mexican food for lunch. Three bean burritos and an iced coffee. When my stomach started rumbling I knew exactly who to call. Dan arrived in less than ten minutes. Thankfully for me, because when you got to go you got to go. “Get in position, I’ve got something special for you,” I said. He undresses in no time and slides his face under my sniff box. There I was sitting completely naked, I immediately started letting them rip. Drenched in sweat from the stomach cramps. Dans already going to town jacking his dick off while sniffing my stinky balloon knot.

The sick fuck loves it.

As I let them rip, I felt that more than just gas is working its way down. He’s jerking away happily. Glad to do it for him. “Are you going to lick my scat?” I asked him with a smile. The only response he gave was happy mumbles and enthusiastic strokes to his prick. Hope he’s ready for a mouth full. Wafting the room with the smell of rotten eggs and sweaty butthole, having to really work for it this time. Still, I’m glad to do it for him. He deserves all my scat. Not to worry, he was patient. All good things come to those who wait.

Pushing my loadout is a little bit of a struggle. Clearly, I should drink more water. Bean burritos helped with gas, but I didn’t have enough lubrication to move it through without any incident. As the scat makes its way out, I feel my normally tight ass hole stretching to make way for this huge dump. Try as I might to wiggle it out. It’s a bit of a fight to get this massive turd out of my bunghole. Don’t worry I made sure I wasn’t suffocating him. For quite some time, half of this massive turd was teasing him, just dangling above his mouth. He was happy to be my human toilet and lick my scat. Then licked my asshole clean so I didn’t have to waste any toilet paper.

Only A Handful Have Ever Been Invited To Lick My Scat

Instead of toilet paper from now on, I’ll be using these sick, dirty bastards’ tongues. Will be adding more to my roster, I’ll just rotate them out so no one gets jealous. Let them all have a turn sucking my shitty asshole clean. No need to be jealous, I will share all of my scat experience. Plus, I don’t only make them lick my scar. Sometimes I shit on their chest. Other times I’ll do it on top of their head while blessing them with a golden shower. Being that I’m such a nasty girl, other times, I’ll surprise them. For the ones I really like, I let them believe they’ll get to fuck me in my tight little asshole. Then I make a mess all over their little cocks. Oopsie.

I’m Daydreaming About The Next Guy To Lick My Scat.

Then clean every drop from my tight little asshole. Nothing gives me more pleasure than to watch. as they yank their little cocks. Suffocated by the by the smell of my ass. So, I make sure on those days, I eat everything that will make me the gassiest and smell the worst. If they eat every last drop, sometimes I’ll even allow them to sit under my ass until their cocks explode all over them. Just think of it, your mouth could be my next toilet.

While I watch your cock explode as I relieve myself anywhere I want. My preference is most definitely your mouth. Could yours be the next mouth for me? The next lucky fellow to lick my scat? Good boys who waste none are permitted to jack their cocks. If you can multitask, I’ll even allow you to cum all over yourself while you tongue my asshole clean.