So I have been in the market lately looking for a new dildo. But I don’t just want any new toy. What I desire is a realistic looking and feeling toy. I have tried all the major adult novelty shops but couldn’t find anything that came close. Now I already love the toys I have. They are colorful, they vibrate, but none of them look like a real dick. And if they look like one, then they don’t feel like one.
The other day I was running some errands and decided to stroll through the new sex shop that opened about a month ago. I’m looking through the whole sex toy department when I get an extremely dirty idea and realize that I have a very willing victim handy for this idea. I grab a clone-a-willy off the shelf, pay for it, then jump on the phone and call my porn buddy and tell him I that I have a very special surprise: something I’ve wanted to try with him, but have never in my life tried before and that he needs to meet me at my house in an hour. I know I have his attention and he agrees.
He come over and I let him in, leading him to the couch. I push him down and tell him to get naked and I will be right back. When I return with the Clone-A-Willy Kit, he is speechless. I then tell him I need to borrow his dick for my new toy. All he can do is laugh. And he agrees to help.
So I open the box, turn on some porn (so he can get hard) and throw his dick in a cock ring. I read the directions I know, I probably should have done that earlier), make sure the water is the right temperature, and start making the mold. You know you have a good friend when they let you borrow their dick to make yourself a toy with a kit you have never used before. I mean that is real true friendship! In goes the dick! (And yes, that is a picture of him in the mold) It only takes about two minutes for the mold to harden, but Houston, we have a problem. We can’t free Willy! His dick is stuck in this mold. I’m like, “Oh shit! Do I need to take this man to the hospital?” But then I get an idea (I know, another bright idea). So I turn off the porn and put on tv land. “Rosanne” finally causes him to go soft allowing the mold to slide off with a little wiggling. Then I hand him his pants and asks if he’s hungry.
Get your mind out of the gutter, sexy! I told you in the beginning I only wanted a toy! LOL
I finished making the dildo after he left and let it sit for twenty-four hours. Then I got use it and OMG! I LOVE IT! Perfect size, perfect feel, and oh, I put a vibrator i it so yes, it vibrates my little kitty. Now I’m happy!
