Pre Game Masturbation Rules  ** Never Go Out in A Load Position  ** No girl wants to deal with a Three Pump Chump nor the Minuteman.  Men love their Sports as much as they love to CUM.  You would never watch a big game, without tailgating or pre-gaming.  You spend hours setting up – beer, food, and anything else that goes with making the experience the best.   Therefore the same rule applies to having S-E-X!!! 

Always bring your A-Game and always be prepared. 

• Condom ( I love fucking bareback!! Sometimes it’s better to be safe than sorry
• Money ( women don’t like a cheap ass…Period)
• Location  ( setting the mood – always a good thing )   

You have all your playing equipment and you are ready to head out into the field.  Now it’s time to take care of the necessary business at home. In other words, NEVER venture out for the big score – LOADED?? Take my advice – women don’t want a little boy his first time out on the field. Man up – take control of the situation.  Furthermore, we know you get excited but don’t get me wrong, we like it Fast and Furious.  In other words, we don’t want it over before we even get started. At this point don’t make me start on my humiliation phone sex rant. (Wicked LiL Laugh)

There’s no help for you there!! As a result of your pathetic little dick, we need you to try harder! (Wicked LiL Laugh) Furthermore, that is not what this blog is about. I will save the conversation on SPH Small Penis Humiliation for another time. In other words, Let’s get this game started.  Let me help you Masturbate.  Let’s get pumped …I’m just a phone call away.

I’m ready to be your Pre Game Masturbation Slut!!!

We can play ANYWAY you want.   This is about YOU.   Right now I wanna turn you into an ANIMAL!!!!  I want you to stroke one out and cum like a beast with a mission.  Let’s get down and dirty on the phone. Afterward, you will be good to go.

Let’s explore ALL your XXX desires while exploring all your fetish and fantasy needs.  I want to tease you in addition to pushing your boundaries. Ready to have some of the BEST Fetish Masturbation phone sex? To sum it up…I have something just for you… free phone sex minutes ADDED to your paid call? FIRST TIME CALLERS ONLY – Mention detailed Masturbation 5, when calling me. Anything goes No Taboos Phone Sex I’m waiting to begin our unique sexual adventure.