Masturbation addicts anonymous
Are you a chronic masturbator? Worried you may suffer from Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome? Or maybe you’re already 100% sure, that no Web M.D. diagnosis is needed? Never fear, perverts. I love masturbation too!
I have a special 12-step program to help masturbation addicts freaks JUST like YOU!
- Admit that you are powerless over your compulsive NEED to jerk off and your constant, perverse urges — that your life has become unmanageable.
- Come to believe that a power greater than yourself (i.e., ME) can restore you to sanity. Or at least temporarily make you feel like less of a hopeless case of horny, sex-crazed freak.
- Make the decision to turn your life and your will over to me (your beautiful, perfect GODDESS) cum-pletely.
- Let me make a searching and thorough moral-less inventory of what a depraved pervert you REALLY are.
- Admit to your GODDESS, yourself, and whoever else your Goddess tells you to the EXXXACT nature of what a nasty, FILTHY masturbation fiend you really are.
- Be entirely ready to have me, Your Goddess, exacerbate and INTENSIFY your “defects” of moral character.
- Humbly ask your Goddess to stoke the smut and flames of your burning lust for her and ALL things obscene.
- Make a list of all the XXX thoughts and fantasies in your head and become willing to push the limits of your dirty imagination further than you ever thought possible.
- Never apologize or “make amends” for what a perverted, horny mother fucker you are. Unless your Goddess instructs you to do so, of course!
- Shamelessly continue to catalog the nasty things that you do or that turn you on and promptly confess them to your beautiful Goddess.
- Seek through these confessions and heightened self-awareness to improve your twisted relationship with your Goddess and become more conscious of the depths of your own utter degeneracy.
- Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps and the guidance of your perfect Goddess Aileen. Try to carry this message to chronic masturbators and horny freaks everywhere. And practice these sick, perverted principles in all of our depraved affairs.
