You’ve Got Micro Dick Energy, Don’t You?

I’m sure you’ve heard of big dick energy. Those guys with such confidence that you just know for a fact that they are packing well with a nice huge, juicy dick. Well, that’s the opposite of you, isn’t it? You’ve got micro dick energy and it shows. You walk around like your little dick is on display for the world to see, with absolutely no confidence whatsoever. You know very well that hot chicks like me, and even average chicks, don’t want a guy with a tiny baby dick. So, what are we going to do with that itty bitty thing?

What You’re Good For

Well, I could use you for my own pleasure and nothing else. My secret sex dungeon is the perfect place for someone with micro dick energy. You’d be under my complete control and live simply to get me off. I’ll let you be my pathetic little clean-up boy. Once I’m done getting fucked by a real man with a cock I can actually see, I’ll come down to the sex dungeon to visit you. You’ll get on your knees and clean my pussy of all the cum dripping out of me. 

By the way, you need to work on your tongue skills because that’s the only thing you have that can please a woman. Just know that your micro cock is never coming near this pussy, so let your tongue make the most of it. If you get really good at eating pussy, I’ll let you keep going and try to make me cum. Then maybe, just maybe… I’ll let you eat me out without a cum load inside me. I’m sure you’ll get better the longer you’re in my sex dungeon. 

There’s No Cure For Your Micro Dick Energy

Sorry, but it’s the cold hard truth. There is no cure for your micro dick energy because hot chicks like me can just tell. Plus, even if you faked some confidence, what are you going to do when the time comes to seal the deal? You can’t fake a big fat dick! You can always keep the lights off and fuck her with a dildo but how pathetic is that!?! That won’t last very long before your secret tiny dick is revealed. Now that would be humiliating! 

All you can do is embrace your micro dick energy and service girls in every other way. But don’t expect her to even touch that teeny tiny dick. It’s so completely useless and pathetic that it would just be embarrassing for the both of you. All you can do is be a girl’s sugar daddy and spoil her with your money. Or, if you can’t do that, you can be her pussy pleaser and eat that twat every night. But other than that, I don’t really see what else you are good for. Do you?

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