Phone Sex Girls Got Brains
(Sung to the tune “Baby Got Back”)
So your girlfiend’s got a smokin’ body
Playin’ with your dick like a hottie
But hotties ain’t got a mind in the top of her body
My bearded clam don’t want none unless you got brains hun
You can do hot sex and pin ups, but please don’t lose that brain
Some brother’s wanna play that hard game
And tell you that the brain ain’t gold
So they fuck it and leave it
But I’ll talk and think and thieve it
So Cosmo tells you to dumb down
Well I ain’t down with that
‘Cause your IQ is high and your intellect is kickin’
And I’m thinking about lickin’
That smart little cunt reading analogies
You are it, Miss Thang
Give me a smart sister, you know I can’t resist her
Dickens and Tesla did miss her
Some dumb stud did try to diss her
“Cause them PhD girls are on my list”
He had games but no brains
And I wise up quick to get with ‘em
So ladies, if the brain is huge
And you want a triple X Shakespeare muse
All the hot phone sex girls at the Kingdom have intellect that will intrigue you, and personalities that will have you laughing and coming back time and time again for the best phone sex you’ve ever had.
