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It ended with Mister Big Dick International Freeze Fuck but, this is how it all began… I love the cold. I can’t help it. When the mercury gets over 60, I’m miserable, but let it drop down to the thirties and twenties, and I’m running around my condo naked and singing to the high heavens. Needless to say, it drives my boyfriend crazy. He’s from California and just loves the dreaded heat.  But, when I’m cold, I’m best and for work purposes, I can teach you eXXXactly how to have phone sex when I’m chilled!

So, when Tim surprised me with a week-long vacation to an ice hotel in the Netherlands; I was happily surprised and fighting gooey wetness in my panties.  What are you up to Timothy? I waited for the other shoe to drop.  He’s also famous for that!

Enter mister big dick international freeze fuck!

Oh My GOD! The temperature of the hotel was a constant 30 degrees and I LOVED IT, but even in his thermal underwear, Tim looked very miserable. Of course, everything changed that first night.
“Come to bed, baby”, I purred at him.
“Are you serious, Joey? How the fuck do you expect me to get hard in this fucking cold? Maybe if I freeze my dick…” Well, I don’t call him Mister Big Dick International FREEZE Fuck for nothing! LOL.
“You know how horny the cold makes me, baby. Besides, YOU planned this trip, Tim!” I replied.
“Yeah, I know, you little polar slut! Moreover, I finally have a plan…” He had a very strange look on his face as he went into the bathroom. I’ve always gotta watch that man!

I couldn’t wait, so I started to pre-game him by teasing my overly sensitive clit, eagerly coaxing it out of its little hood.

So, just as I was starting to get into it, the bathroom door opened and there stood Tim, sporting a 10-inch long strap on! What the FUCK?

“Furthermore, I decided I’m going to make my own heat with you, my little Eskimo”, he said as he slammed that fake cock deep into my wet, tiny pussy filling me up and making me moan with pure delight.
For over 30 minutes he pounded and slammed his big-boy-toy into my pussy.  And all during that time, he brought me countless orgasms. Then, to my shock and amazement, he undid the straps and drew his own, very real, and now rock hard 8-inch cock out of the fake phallus while it was still buried in my cunt. So, in one motion he flipped me onto my stomach and started to push his cock into my ass.  Now, keep in mind that I was now filled completely in both holes!

My pussy was filled with mister big dick international freeze fuck and his swollen cock.

Tim moved in and out of my tight ass mercilessly.  And I truly believed he was hell-bent on staying warm by jack-hammering my pussy.  Indeed, it took him just a few strokes I had an orgasm so powerful I squirted that rubber dick right out of my pussy in a tremendous squirt.  The trajectory was something out of N.A.S.A.! lol.
My Baby thanked me for making him stay in shape after that weekend. He never had to pump a pussy so hard just to survive!  Which, is why he has fully earned the moniker, mister big dick international freeze fuck

They hung a plaque over our room door. Memorializing it in perpetuity. Damn!

We had no idea that everyone within a certain distance could hear everything we did! I mean, shit… we did everything from using the sex swing to fucking naked on the ice floor!  And let me tell you, as much as I love cold, a freezer-burn to the ass ain’t no joke! Plus, you haven’t lived until you suck a dick on your knees, then find you’re frozen to the floor? Haha.  Our flame has never been brighter than when my Sweetie sacrificed his own comfort for mine. Hell, that alone makes me want to fuck him!

Needless to say, this experience has opened up a whole new dimension to our love-making. He’s open to cold-fucking now and again, but there have to be limits on everything. Right?

He’ll be working through that, but I’m always available. Want to hear about the freaky fucking I do? Join me for amazingly real fetish phone sex between noon and midnight every day.  Call me.

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