The muses fail to deliver inspiration all the time. They’re fickle bitches, if I’m honest. One day, they deliver absolutely nothing to a painter or the writer. And the next, they strike brilliance like a bolt of lightning into the brain of someone like me. All of that energy, applied with a precision touch,  means bliss for some (in the case of girls cumming hard ) and trouble for others (like nasty jack off instructions).

I love JOI, don’t get me wrong…

I enjoy telling guys exactly how to stroke their dicks for me. If they follow my JOI (jerk off instructions), they leak precum in minutes and whimper about feeling dangerously close to the precipice. Then I back them off on a countdown and demand they take their hands off. I tease them with how tight my pussy feels compared to their fist. And make them beg to finish before they lose their minds. I let you finish sooner if you follow my instructions. If not, then we may need to go the edging or humiliation route. Stroke it slower, my guy. You haven’t earned cumming yet. Nor have you risen to the standard of receiving my worst nasty jack-off instructions.

The few, the chosen…

I know an obedient slut puppy when I hear one. Something special stands out about a select few JOI aficionados. Anybody can lead with “do whatever you want, mistress” or “use me like a toilet, queen.” However, I am not impressed. I want somebody to step up and say immediately, “I’m naked. I’m in my front window. May I touch my cock for you?” From there it’s game on.

Nasty jack-off instructions – with props!

Be prepared to go searching for props because this will be an interactive experience. First, look around on the kitchen counter and pick up the first thing you see. Banana is great for potassium but do you know what else we will use it for? Bend over and use it like my strapon. Now peel it, and mash it onto your cock and jerk it using your ass banana-like lube. We can’t let it go to waste, though! Keep stroking until you jizz on your stomach and eat that entire mess off your hands.

Are your neighbors home? Good. First, you stand outside with your dick in your hand. Next, stroke it in the dark while you sing happy birthday to me. Louder, you silly little slut. Now cup your sack and tell me who’s cum that is. Jerk it off onto the pavement. Good – get on all fours and lick it up. Tastes like dirt and dog shit? Sorry, not sorry. Yes, every drop.

Let’s get ruff with the nasty jack-off instructions, pup!

Do you really want me to do my worst with the nasty jack-off instructions? Initially, I need you to tie a ribbon around your balls to choke them off. Then loop another around the head so your penis becomes my puppet. Do you have something pinchy? For instance, binder clips might work. Attach six along the length of your dick. In conclusion, do you have hot wax? Pour it on the head and pull it back to your asshole. Use that wax as lube. Since you can’t fuck me, maybe you can fuck yourself.  Let’s find out together!

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