2020 is so OVER. Let’s party together on my phone sex hotline, baby!
Let’s face it, 2020 was a shit year. On one hand, it feels like 2020 lasted all of 20 minutes. But on the other hand, it seems as though 2020 lasted at least 20 years, right? Ugh. With all the craziness that’s happened this year, the very best way to ring in the new year is to play together on my phone sex hotline!
Calls with your Wicked Angel will seize your imagination and fill your thoughts with the most irresistible of urges. The holidays were next-level crazy, and 2020 is FINALLY over. Matter of fact, most people might agree that the whole fucking year has been crazy AF (Emphasis on fucking? YOU decide. 😈)!
With that in mind, are you ready to BANG in 2021? Yes, that’s right. I didn’t say ring. To emphasize, I said BANG. In other words, it’s time to “expand” your horizons. Yes indeed, it’s time we blew your fucking mind!
In light of that, have you thought about your resolutions for 2021? I know I have. Just think of the possibilities. The New Year can bring positive changes, explosive growth, and fresh starts, don’t you think? Moreover, it’s time to stop dreaming. Let’s start LIVING!
“What do you mean, Angel? I’m already living just fine,” you say as you mentally roll your eyes. But are you REALLY?
For instance, you know all those nasty little fantasies you’ve never told anyone? Shhh, baby, it’s okay. You can tell me your dirty little secrets. I *promise* I won’t expose you, sexy. Are you my boyfriend, my neighbor, my sissy, my slave, a family friend, the priest, my cuckolded older hubby, my professor, my brother, or even my daddy? Furthermore, is it an utterly taboo phone sex desire that you’ve never shared with anyone? Indeed, let’s make those erotic sex stories “cum” alive!
My phone sex hotline will help you explore all those taboo fantasies you’ve been having, lover. You know the ones I mean.
Oh yes, you’re thinking about it now, aren’t you? You know, those thoughts that make you rock hard at the most inappropriate times and in all the wrong places. Again, you might be saying aloud, “What places, where?”
However, we both know how deep those needs run, don’t we?
Admit it; you can’t stop thinking about those taboo urges. At your desk in the office. While snuggling with your wife or girlfriend in front of the TV. During the daily commute. Or … OMG (excuse the pun) … in church? Mmm, what a delicious perv you are!
Mmmhmm, that’s right. You’re throbbing for me now, haven’t you? In fact, those deviant fantasies make for some of the phone sex hotline experiences ever! Go ahead, tell me something you’ve never revealed to anyone. You know what it is, I dare you.
After all, you can tell me. I’m your kinky life coach, your sweet confessor, and your naughty “partner in crime.”
Indeed, I can tell you’re unbearably hard right now. It’s true, and you’re aching to confess EVERYTHING to me. I can feel it. By all means, call and explore those desires with me, your Wicked Angel. Definitely, these will be our hottest sex games ever!
With an uninhibited, anything-goes, endlessly imaginative mind like mine and your deep hunger, paired with your insatiable desire to let it all go and fly with me, just think of all the amazingly hot places we can go together!
Let’s say goodbye to 2020 and HELLO to 2021 together! Call my phone sex hotline NOW for the ULTIMATE in extreme roleplaying and hot, always uncensored Adult Chat!
“Cum” discover what’s running through my dirty little mind lately!
