Looking for satanic Mistress phonesex that will send you right to hell? Good, because it’s time for a Black Mass. I’m the high priestess, and you are being inculcated. It’s time to Hail fucking Satan!
Laveyian Satanists aren’t that “progressive,” if you ask me. First of all, you never see women as High Priests (which they should be). Instead, women are typically depicted as being “forced” to worship the Dark Lord. They’re knocked up with satanic babies through un-immaculate conceptions. If they’re virgins, they’re sacrificed. I’m no virgin and I’m not going to carry any baby, even Lucifer’s. I’m the Mistress of Ceremonies. And it’s time for a Black Mass.
I’ll ring the altar bell nine times to invoke the spirit of Satan.
People call Satanists “reactionary.” It’s true, their material can feel more than a little derivative. But maybe regular Catholic mass never did it for you. Maybe you need something edgier. And that’s why you called me for satanic Mistress phonesex, isn’t it? I’ve spent years researching the most occult and esoteric unholy scriptures, all the better for your religious phone sex fantasy to come true. Ave Satanus!
Think of the Black Mass as a combination between Confirmation, Baptism, and even First Communion. The liturgical script is a journey for you, the new congregation member. You are penitent for having worshipped other Gods before, and throughout the mass must promise to never have any Gods before or besides Satan ever again.
“I deny Jesus Christ, the deceiver.”
Who knew denying God would turn you on so much? It’s going to feel especially sacrilegious during our satanic Mistress phonesex. You’ll repeat the sacred oath of the church of Satan after me, word for word. Both a blessing and a curse, this oath has severe consequences if broken. Are you really ready to kiss the goat? I hope so. For your sake. I’m really ready to make you.
During our satanic Mistress phonesex, I’ll bring you to the point of no return.
Naturally, what happens at the end of our Black Mass is up to you and me. Of course, the crowd/coven gathered will erupt into chants/cheers of “Hail Satan!” I’ll make you repeat Ave Satanus until you truly feel your spirit has been commended into the hands of the Dark Lord. Let him take over. Let me take you over. There is no going back now. And, you don’t want to go back anyway. Do you?
Maybe I’ll make you slit the throat of the virgin we’ve procured for your initiation. Then, I’ll draw a pentagram on your forehead in her innocent blood. You’ll lick it off my fingers, filled with a new hunger you’ve never known. Our satanic Mistress phonesex has given you an appetite that is beyond animalistic, deeper than primal.
“Blessed be the bread and wine of death, blessed a thousand times more than the flesh and blood of life.”
And then, from this blasphemous, neverending banquet we shall eat. Taboo phone sex is my specialty, and invoking Satan is always a special treat. I’ve performed many Black Masses. But are you ready to receive Him? The virility of Satan knows no bounds. I want you to feel His power run through you. It runs through me. And I’m ready to share it with you.
What kind of evil rites do you want to receive during our satanic Mistress phonesex call? We will make Rosemary’s Baby look like it’s rated G. It might as well be. So, what are you waiting for? I’m right here, waiting to take you to the DARK side. Hail fucking Satan!
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