12 Kinky Days of Phone Chat
Hello, my sexy perverts – I’ve missed you! One day this holiday season, I was wondering if my attitude could become any less cheerful. At that very moment, I heard the song The Twelve Days of Christmas start to play from my Echo device.
Did this immediately restore my holiday cheer? Of course not. That is the most annoying Christmas song I know. But then, it occurred to me that maybe I could make that song more fun. “But how?” I wondered. Of course! I could make a song called The 12 Days of Phone Sex!
Well, ok. I don’t have twelve days at this point, and I am definitely not singing a song. Instead, I give you Stevie’s 12 Kinky Days of Phone chat! It’s a list of the twelve most popular kinky things you and I talk about on our calls.
Let’s Get Off Together!
I love to hear you cum, and you love to hear me cum. Sometimes I tell you a sexy fantasy, or sometimes we listen to each other. Mutual masturbation is the 12th most popular kinky phone chat we do together.
Let Me See That Cock!
You want me to see your cock and watch you stroke it. And I want a close-up view! Whether it’s extra-large or teeny-tiny, I love telling you exactly what I think about it. Watching you get off on Skype is the 11th most popular sexy thing that we do together.
Talk To Me!
Sometimes you’re in the mood to talk. Maybe we could even chat while we’re getting off. Or before. Or after. You might call it a girlfriend experience. And a lot of times, we talk about sex (duh). But many times, we have a smart conversation and make each other laugh. I love it when we talk about a little of all of that. Oh, and you guys who hang up on me half a second after you cum – you’re really missing out. Having a real conversation is the 10th most popular kinky phone chat we do together.
Some Holiday Hot Cocoa?
You guys can’t stop talking about big black cocks. More than I ever imagined possible in my innocent pre – PSK time. And you’re very specific. They must be enormous, and the darker, the better. You want to know about my experience with black guys – how many, how big, and on. You all know you shouldn’t do it. Maybe because you have lots of black friends and coworkers, you would have voted for Obama three times if you could have, and you know it’s wrong to objectify them.
Or – even more fun, you’re a Fox News watching, conservative voter who judges interracial and/or same-sex couples quite harshly. Either way, you can’t help getting rock hard when I suggest that you get on your knees in front of my black neighbor. BBC is the 9th most popular kinky phone chat that we do together.
Don’t forget to come back next week to find out the rest of what we all are getting off together! And did you catch my story about Mommy, Jeremy, and his college boy cock? You didn’t? Then head over to “Naughty Mommy’s College-Age Son” to read about her college son’s huge cock.
And if you want to talk about your own favorite fetish phone sex or anything else, call me for the best phone sex you will ever have.
