Strange Sexual Encounters with My Horny Boyfriend Makes Neighbors Crazy!
You know, my strange sexual encounters can make for good neighbors. But, in my case…Oh, they’re GREAT neighbors! Only I have the innate ability to pick neighbors who are both horny and also swingers. At first, I had no idea, but they seemed really outgoing, almost overtly so. Cindy and David were a typical educated couple; she was outgoing with a ready smile, while he had a great sense of humor, great smile and more than a whiff of naughty, right there on the surface.
One day my boyfriend, Marc and I were known in the building for being noisy, and nice neighbors. I’m sure they all wanted to hate us, but all the women secretly cozied up to me with questions about the things they hear cumming from my condo.
Strange sexual encounters start off like any other encounters, with the best sexual positions, of course!
I had gone to the parking level to take out some recycling and Marc was watching the game upstairs. I was grooving to a new song I was choreographing to and I felt the slow tug of the lift as it came to a stop on the 29th floor. The door slid open and Cindy got in with a few of the other ladies. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief that we were all heading to the parking level. It’s a creepy level and no one likes going there alone. I smiled a greeting to them one by one.
hey started quietly giggling so, I turned toward them, clear questioning on my face. Cindy spoke first, “Um, Joey? Not trying to get all in your business, but… You and Marc? How do you two do it?”
My face twisted in a more pronounced questioning look for emphasis.
“Do…what?” I asked, feigning ignorance to what I knew they were asking. I also fought the urge to giggle myself. In my head, I thought, “Here we go. Another of my strange sexual encounters cumming up!” Cindy chimed in again with, “I mean you work a lot, we can all hear you. Yet, when Marc cums over, you two are at it like freshly deflowered teens on summer break. You know getting it in any and everywhere you can!” The other ladies stayed silent, but all nodded their heads in unison.
I finally let the giggle out as I cupped my mouth. “Oh, my gosh! I’m so sorry! I mean I can hear other neighbors too, but it’s not really LOUD. Am I that loud? Again, with the group nodding. Ugh.
I pretended that everyone didn’t know all about the note pinned to my front door a few months ago. It read:
“Fuck, Baby! We ALL know you like to FUCK! But, WHY the FUCK do you have to FUCK so FUCKING LOUD? FUCK!” Hahahaha. I was embarrassed, but at the same time I had to laugh just knowing I was keeping an entire wing of my mega-high-rise up at night… and I DO mean, UP!
Sharon spoke this time. “You know our guys have turned all the way up lately, right?” My brows furrowed. “Ummm. Why would I have any idea about what your men are doing, Sharon?
“Well, Marc said…” The rest of her sentence sort of trailed off like a cartoon balloon over her head. lol.
So, he’d been kissing AND telling! I fought another giggle. The girls rambled on about the strange sexual encounters they’ve been having. But, I noticed the only one not going on and on was Cindy. The lift finally jiggled to a halt at the parking garage and we all filed out quickly, dumped what we had to in the spooky-ass recycling area and ran back to the lift nervously. When they got off on their floors, Cindy stayed on and as soon as we reached my level, we both got out.
She remained quiet until we reached my door.
“Can I come in for a moment, Joey?” “Sure, Cindy! What’s up?” I ushered her inside. As she went passed, my hand brushed her lower back and she turned as if by a summoning spell, and KISSED me! Yes! She kissed me like she should have been kissing her husband! I pulled back and asked by facial expression alone, What the fuck was that all about?” Cindy blushed and confided that her husband of 30 years, David, talked about eating and fucking me, while he was with her! Uh oh…Again? Giggle
She thought that if she tried to seduce me, she’d be able to devine my modus operandi in the way of love-making. Ha! As if!
What I DID offer her was maybe a taboo for most people, but for me, it was just another in a long line of strange sexual encounters.
I offered to fuck David while she watched. That way, she could watch his face for all the signs she should have known after decades together. But, as they say, ‘Better late than never!’ Right? And the next night, Marc and I were ready. We greeted David and Cindy for dinner at my place as if nothing had happened. But, what David didn’t know was, he was going to be dinner! Marc wandered of showing Cindy something while I guided David to my bedroom. Once there, I ran my fingernails teasingly down the back of his shirt. His cock INSTANTLY grew! I had him undressed
Marc and Cindy pushed the door open just as I was on hands and knees sucking his cock and twirling my tongue around his head and making him moan loudly. Marc undressed Cindy and pulled her onto the bed as he began kissing her. David turned for a moment to look and I saw tears well in his eyes. He hadn’t seen Cindy this way in years!
After that night apparently, Marc had been a regular Chatty-Cathy with the men in the building.
When we walked into the next building soiree, the wives were all smiling and the noise level was at an all-time HIGH! That night on the rooftop turned into a wild sex-swingers party and Marc and I were the King and Queen! The trick is, when all goes left, go along for the ride!
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