All I wanted for Christmas was strap-on phone sex. ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring . . . except me, creeping downstairs to put the final stuffer in your stocking. It’s not a Rolex. It’s not a gift card. No, it’s something for you and me to enjoy.
What would you do if you unwrapped a strapon from me Christmas morning?
Maybe you’d be excited and nervous at the same time. You’d never told me you wanted to be pegged. I’ve never given you so much as a rim job, let alone penetrated you with anything before. But even before you’re finished unwrapping it, as soon as you realize what it is, you start to get hard.
Since I’m sitting right across from you, eagerly watching you unwrap that last gift all the way at the bottom of your stocking, I notice. What you don’t know is I’ve noticed your web browser history for a few months now. And I know you’ve been watching first time pegging porn. Plus, I overheard you having strap-on phone sex last night. Did you really think I was asleep?
How will you react to holding the strapon I’ll be fucking you with later?
You might pretend to act surprised, taken aback even. But I’ll sidle up closer to you and then ask coyly what you think. Like I don’t already know!
It won’t be very long until we’re in the bedroom again, and after a little heavy petting we’ll both be thinking the same thing. I’ll ask you if you like what Santa brought you. You tell me you do, but you’re nervous. I’m the more dominant partner in our sex life, and I’m always poised to guide you through new experiences. I kiss you passionately and take it out from under your pillow, where I’ve already secretly put it. I’ve had lots of strap-on phone sex with first timers. You’re going to like this.
“Take your clothes off and bend over.”
I have the lube handy too, of course. While I jerk your cock slowly, lubing it up as well, I start to trace the contours of your asshole with my other finger. I’ll apply the lube generously, of course. I can’t have you tearing your precious asshole. I’m going to be “using” that for a long time! After I’ve used my finger to gently massage your tight little hole and gotten it nice and wet, I’m going to trace around it with our new strapon. Doesn’t that feel nice?
I’ll keep one hand on your ass cheek, gripping it, and another firmly around the base of your cock. You’re going to spread your cheeks for me, helping me guide in my strapon cock. I’ll be slow. I’ll take my time with you. Don’t worry. You’re not going to believe how good it feels.
I fucking love strap-on phone sex.
And I love wearing a strapon because while I’m thrusting in and out of you, it rubs up against my clit in just the right way to make me cum. Plus, isn’t it nice for me to fuck you for a change? I think egalitarian relationships are hot. Reciprocity turns me on.
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