Suck your own dick
Really? I can learn to do that? I can have a blow job whenever I want? Well, maybe…
Long gone are the days when sucking your own cock was considered a mental disorder. Now, thankfully, it is seen as only one of many things men will do to feel a warm wet mouth on their man-parts.
Thankfully, there has been some progress in this area and there are more resources and support available to you than ever before. Even you (yes, you!) have a chance to make this self sucking dream a reality. Just stick with me and I’ll tell you what to do to suck your own cock. Here are even more things you should do to increase your chances of success.
Before you start:
It’s important to research and try out different positions. This research can be in the form of articles, books, support forums or even porn. Porn can be very instructive as long as you can take notes and jerk off at the same time. The position that works for that smug guy in the forum who has been deep throating his own dick for a decade might not work for you. But there’s sure to be another one that does. Every man’s body is different and every man will find his own technique for sucking his own cock.
Suck your own dick – Rule number one:
You must always work your way up to being able to suck your own dick in any position. Remember how I said that you will have to have patience? To avoid serious injury, you will need to spend 3-4 weeks gradually contorting and stretching yourself into a position that is close enough to connect your horny manhood with your mouth.
It will be very tempting to overdo it and reach too quickly for your delicious cock that is sure to be hard and dripping with pre-cum. To avoid this common mistake, it is best to leave your pants on for this phase of your auto fellatio training.
The X Position:
In this position, you will be sitting down with both feet and both legs behind your head. Your back will be curved forward with your head directly over your genitalia. It’s best to start with one leg and learn how to get it into place. When that is accomplished, try with the other leg. Only when you can keep each leg separately into place comfortably should you attempt to get both legs behind your head. If you’re doing it right, you should look like an X. Visualize yourself as an X-Wing Fighter that wants very badly to suck its own engines.
It’s helpful to sit with your back against a wall and pillows under your butt while you attempt this. If this position works for you, you will eventually be able to get your mouth close enough to your throbbing cock to put it in your mouth and give yourself the best blowjob you’ve ever had.
The Bottoms Up Position:
This is my favorite position to watch because I saw it done in a movie (yes a real movie) with a very hot actor that I still have a crush on. In this one, you would lay on your back and swing your legs straight back over your head and hook your toes under something like a headboard. Then it’s time to wrap your hands and arms around your thighs. This can help push you closer but don’t push too hard and hurt yourself! You should eventually end up with your cock right over your mouth, straining to cross that chasm to your soft, wet mouth.
C Position:
This position is pretty basic. You will suck your own dick while your body is in a c-shape. Start by sitting with your legs straight out in front of you and grab your thighs with your hands underneath them. Then bend at the waist until your lips reach their yummy goal.
Head over heels position:
This is also called the standing up position. Start by standing up and grabbing your thighs from behind. Then lean forward and make sure you are stretching in the way that gets you closer to your sweet, sweet cock.
Be Mentally Prepared for success:
Do you know if you’re a spitter or a swallower? It’s likely that you don’t if you are a straight guy since straight guys don’t regularly swallow loads of cum. It can be a bit shocking the first time you cum in your own mouth because of this. And if you get really good at your new favorite activity, you might also make yourself gag on your cock. This is typical of any cock sucking newbie, though. But it can also be incredibly exciting because you’ve finally met your own goal and you probably just had the exact blowjob you’ve always wanted. Whatever you do, though, just make sure you don’t cum in your eyes!
The End!
So, what’s next? Is self-fucking possible? Maybe we should find out!
And if you want to talk about how much you want to suck your own cock, need a bit of my own special brand of sex therapy, or anything else just call me for the best phone sex you will ever have…
